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moriartythecrowned:

zacharieshusband:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

kingatticus:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

WHY

THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU

JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.

It’s almost as bad as mum season.

What the fuck is a mum?

OH MY GOD. IS IT REALLY A TEXAS ONLY THING?!

For Homecoming, students make these THINGS from HELL that have excess amounts of ribbons and bells and they wear them all the time. They are usually placed on prize winning livestock, but somehow they made their way into schools. They have huge mums at the top, and they just get bigger and bigger each year. Sometimes they are completely covered in them. One day the students are just going to morph into one.

You knew when the season was coming because you could hear a horrifying jingle in the distance while you sleep.

They cost hundreds of dollars to make, or buy pre-made for the bigger ones. The bigger the better, and the more souls you sacrificed to get it.

What the fuck, Texas?

You don’t understand: homecoming is serious business here.

Also… is this REALLY a Texas only thing?

1. What the hell is your definition of a mum all I can see is these kids carrying their mothers around on their backs 24/7

2.  I thought Homecoming was like a big dance at the end of the year, like Prom?? Why is there livestock at homecoming??? I dont understand???????

I HAD NO IDEA THEY DIDNT HAVE THESE OUTSIDE OF TEXAS

Wait… So you wear them? But, like to school or just to Homecoming? Do they take the place of corsages or something?

drinkupbuddyy is this a Texas thing

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legalmexican:

what a beautiful day to stay indoors

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vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

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straaya:

I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted

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I cant wait to go to CIA in August. Its going to be a lot of work. But i’m ready. I know I have to do the work to succeed and i’m confident I will be able to. I can’t wait to work hard enough to hopefully impress teachers and show that I can do what I have set out and am determined to do. Its going to be scary as hell but I know i can do it. 

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